One too many parking tickets prompts professor to take the bus

  I confess it; I did the crime. Over the past few years I parked my car in so many non-parking spots—little nooks and crannies, unmarked extra spaces, and secret hideaways—that I accrued quite a collection of those nasty white tickets.  I’m not proud of it and I’m confessing it to the world.
It always started the same way: I had to get to work and I needed to park my car.  It’s a terrible addiction, but admitting it is the first step to recovery. The amount I’ve spent feeding the addiction is frightening: about $4500 since my hire at Wilkes! I paid my money faithfully, only to find that I was seldom able to find a parking spot within reasonable distance to carry my laptop, purse, books, notes, and class props without something falling out.  And with that many things to carry, managing an umbrella is just not an option. So I won’t even tell you my reaction if it started to rain on my journey to work.
Oh, I was able to get pretty creative when I needed that parking spot fix.  I parked in unmarked spots behind walls, tucked in gravelly curves or cobblestoned corners.  Or worse: sometimes I even parked in a visitor’s spot, out of sheer frustration in seeing so many un-ticketed non-Wilkes vehicles filling up all the paid-Wilkes spots. It became a terrible habit. In the end, they always found me, gave me the ticket, and painted a big NO PARKING sign on the spot.  I don’t blame security. They didn’t make the rules, but it’s their job to enforce them. Alas, I fear that I alone am responsible for the many NO PARKING signs that have sprung up over the years in the most unusual spots.  And I’m sorry that I’ve ruined these spots for the rest of you, my friends.
There’s more to this sad story, though: I paid my $30 a month even during summer when I wasn’t even working here, because when I asked to opt out for the summer, I was told no! If you sign up for parking, you’re hooked. Forever. And I paid that $30 a month all year round, year after year, even when my schedule changed to accommodate online, night, and weekend classes.  By the way, did you know that it doesn’t matter if you have a pass after 4:30 p.m. anyway?  So, month after month, year after year, I paid for a spot that either wasn’t within walking distance during the day, or was no longer reserved for paying customers at night. Let’s face it; it’s just not logical.  Addictions never are.
It finally caught up with me. “Do the crime, you pay the dime.” Or, in my case, 2000 dimes.  Yep, I got a bill for $200 for all those little white tickets I have accrued since 2006. And I’ve already asked finance to take the money right out of my paycheck. No, I’m not mad at them either.  They’ve got a job to do, too. I’m just grateful to be able to pay my debts to Wilkes and to society, to come clean and make a fresh start.
Anyway, I’m free! I cancelled my parking pass and I have been taking the bus. I’m a new person, and, like many ex-addicts, I want to share my good news with the world.  You, too, might consider cancelling your parking pass and taking the bus!  Think about it while you read my list below.

The Top Ten Reasons to Take the Bus

10.  The new hybrid buses are environmentally correct and comfortable, too.

9.    You can read Dr. Anthony’s students’ poetry on the walls of the bus while enjoying the stress-free ride to campus.

8.    The bus company’s phone number is easy to remember and the people who answer are really helpful: Call 287-TIME and find out for yourself.

7.    You only have to walk from downtown, which is almost the same distance you’re probably walking now anyway.

6.    You can stop by Circles for a blueberry muffin, grab a coffee at the bookstore, and browse at Boscov’s on your way to campus.

5.    You only pay for what you use! You can get 20 rides for $22, which still leaves you with enough money for that muffin and coffee.

4.    There’s plenty of room on the bus for my new wheelie-thingy that carries my laptop and classroom props, and it’s easier to get it in and out of the bus than my car.

3.    The bus drivers are great, especially Bob and Lou, who know their passengers by name.

2.    You get to meet all sorts of people on the bus: moms, businessmen, students, professors—mostly just people who are sick and tired of fighting for parking spots downtown.

1.         On weekends and after 4:30 during the week, you can still park on campus for free!